Him: "You want to come home with me? I have an hour left before my wife gets home."
Me: "No thanks."
Him: "Come on. My BMW is parked outside."
Me: "Why would I?"
Him: "Because I think you are beautiful."
Me: "What does your wife look like? Is she beautiful?"
Him: "Typical L.A. type. Skinny, blonde."
Me: "If you are attracted to women like me (ethnic, curvy) why didn't you marry one?"
Him: "You know how it is. You gotta play the part in this town."
And later, as I was walking home, he pulls up in silver BMW...
Him: "We still have some time..."
Me: "NO THANKS."