Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Cheeky cashier at the movies

"Are you a teacher?"

"No."

"Are you a dancer?"

"No."

"I like your style."

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Guy at wine bar that put his hand on my knee after buying me a glass

Him: "You want to come home with me?  I have an hour left before my wife gets home."
Me: "No thanks."
Him: "Come on.  My BMW is parked outside."
Me: "Why would I?"
Him: "Because I think you are beautiful."
Me: "What does your wife look like?  Is she beautiful?"
Him: "Typical L.A. type.  Skinny, blonde."
Me: "If you are attracted to women like me (ethnic, curvy) why didn't you marry one?"
Him: "You know how it is.  You gotta play the part in this town."

And later, as I was walking home, he pulls up in silver BMW...

Him: "We still have some time..."
Me: "NO THANKS."

Male co-worker

"The difference between a hot girl and a gorgeous girl:  A hot girl you just want to fuck a couple times.  A gorgeous girl you want to marry."

Almost every man I've dated

"I'm Busy."

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Handsome 45 year old jetsetting artist

"She ticked all the boxes for what I look for in a girl: twenty-five, brunette, busty and loves Jesus."

Male co-worker eyeballing a girl in a short poofy skirt and knee high boots

"Her face: nah.  Her body: mmhmm! I would do her 2, 3 times and be done."

(I shook my head and rolled my eyes)

"NO man wants a long-term relationship with a woman."