Monday, July 14, 2014

Online dating: weird and cute


Overheard at a lunch counter waiting for food

Two men were discussing their wives pregnancies and how their lives were about to change...

"Yeah man, I have friends that are in their 40's and traveling the world.  I mean at some point you just have to start the next chapter.  How many times can you visit the pyramids?  Next trip what's he gonna do?  CLIMB the pyramids?!"

"I know guys that have been around the world, but you can only do that so many times!"

"Yeah, it's gonna be good, but yeah take any trips you want to take now.  Everything changes."

"Yeah."

"Different, but good."

"Next chapter of life."

"I feel like a grown-up now."

"People that don't have kids, I'm like...WHAT IS THE POINT? That's selfish."


Saturday, July 12, 2014

Guy flirting with me at a bar

When I told him I am a nanny he gave me the 'once over' shook his head and said,

"Well you must keep the dad up nights."

then he told me I look like Halle Berry.

Beautiful man leaving bar as I was walking in

He put his hand on my shoulder, made eye contact and said,

"If I come back.  I will find you."