Thursday, February 14, 2013

A security guard from the south working in Beverly Hills

(email to me)

"Most of all, finding that so call soulmeat is a DREAM that came real. I do not thank she is out there for me. That is way I am the way I am. I jast like to meat, and talk with lovely women that have a lot to say also a women that has a good heart."

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Very tanned guy talking to his friend at lunch

"Well, we just got back from Cabo. She's not getting anything for Valentine's Day."

Regular customer at the cafe where I work

Guy: "You lost weight!"
Me: "Well, I had the stomach flu."
Guy: "This is the best you've ever looked!"
Me: "Well, I've been anorexic for like 4 days!"
Guy: "Sometimes a little anorexia is good."