Saturday, October 29, 2011

(Ex) Guy thing for 3 months said this a year later

"I wish I never cancelled it with you."


He was dressed like Fidel Castro on the Saturday before Halloween

"You want to go to a party with me?"

"Where is it?"

"I don't know. (laughs, looks at my ass) I like you.  You're cute.  You can come."

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Ridiculously good looking actor talking to ridiculously good looking non-actor

"I don't want to stand there and watch kids make cookies for an hour. Why the fuck would I do that?"

and later...

"She's old as shit. Come on man, she's 33 years old. That's fucking old. She's not 20! 14 is young, hehehe.  When you're 27 and 28, you should know some stuff."

Monday, October 24, 2011

A friend

"...And she's naturally skinny, so I don't have to worry about her getting fat."

A guy I was making out with once

"I wouldn't be doing this if I wasn't drunk."

Sunday, October 23, 2011

A bartender

"Never date a bartender. After three weeks you'll love him and he'll already have met someone else."

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Male friend (with benefits)

"You can't miss me!  I'm not boyfriend material."

Boyfriend (at the time)

"Do I have to go to your exhibit? I've already seen all of your work."

Old foreign rich guy

"Eh hahaha you know who you look like?!  Hahaha what's her name, um...Aunt Jemima!"

Elderly bagger at Ralph's

"You have beautiful eyes.  Just a man observation."

A bartender

"Eh she's like 5 foot 2, blond, blue eyes, couple tattoos...not the kind for anything long term, but good to have fun with...ya know? She's cute enough I can let it slide."